“Academy of Satan: Executive Training for Middle Eastern Rulers—Enrollment Now Open


Satirical International Title

“Academy of Satan: Executive Training for Middle Eastern Rulers—Enrollment Now Open”

Full English Translation (International Publication Edition)

Important Announcement:
The Satanic Academy of Iblis hereby announces its upcoming educational courses, intensive workshops, and specialized training programs for the presidents, kings, and princes of the Middle East in the following fields:

  • A masterclass in castrating and hypnotizing nations.
  • A course on modern looting methodologies and techniques for stripping states of their wealth.
  • Intensive lessons in spreading fear and silencing all dissent.
  • Lectures on the fine arts of treachery, subservience, collaboration, and humiliation.
  • Advanced training programs in lying, deception, manipulation, and defrauding the public.
  • The Golden Program for brainwashing and money laundering.

A distinguished package is available, featuring expert instructors from the Mossad, the CIA, and the World Bank.

Applications and résumés should be submitted to the Academy’s main branch in Dubai before August 2025.
With the compliments of the General Director: Iblis (Satan).

Expanded Analytical Commentary (International Reader Edition)

This piece is a dense political satire that uses the figure of Iblis—the embodiment of evil in Islamic tradition—as a metaphorical CEO running a training academy for modern authoritarian rulers in the Middle East. The text operates on multiple satirical levels that require unpacking for a global audience.

1. The “Academy” as a Metaphor for Authoritarian Governance

By framing tyranny as something “taught” in an academy, the text suggests that repression, corruption, and manipulation in the region are not spontaneous or accidental but rather systematic, learned, and institutionalized.
It implies an entire infrastructure dedicated to perfecting forms of domination.

2. Curriculum of Evil as Political Critique

Each “course” corresponds to an actual political pathology:

• Castrating and hypnotizing nations

A metaphor for the suppression of civil society, the destruction of political agency, and mass propaganda.

• Modern looting methodologies

A jab at elite corruption, offshore wealth transfers, and the extraction of national resources by ruling families or military elites.

• Spreading fear and silencing dissent

A direct reference to state security apparatuses, enforced disappearances, censorship, and media control.

• Treachery, subservience, and humiliation

A critique of geopolitical alliances where regimes trade sovereignty for regime survival, foreign protection, or financial support.

• Lying, deceit, and mass fraud

A commentary on official narratives, manipulated elections, false economic statistics, and state-controlled media.

• Brainwashing and money laundering

An indictment of the dual machinery of ideological control and financial corruption.

The exaggerated formulation (“Academy of Satan”) heightens the grotesque nature of these practices, exposing them through dark comedy.

3. Instructors from Mossad, CIA, and the World Bank

This is a deliberately provocative triad symbolizing:

  • Security intelligence services tied to geopolitical manipulation.
  • International financial institutions associated with austerity politics and structural adjustment.

The implication is that global powers are not bystanders but actively shape, reinforce, or benefit from authoritarian formations in the region.

4. Dubai as Headquarters

Choosing Dubai adds an additional satirical layer:

  • It is a regional hub for finance, offshore flows, elite networks, and image management.
  • It symbolizes the polished façade of power where corruption, wealth, and influence converge.

The satire is not directed at the city itself but at the globalized political economy it represents.

5. Iblis as Managing Director

Making Satan the literal administrative head strips away the moral veneer from political repression and corruption.
It transforms the metaphor into a blunt claim:
These practices are not merely wrong—they are evil.

6. Global Relevance

For international readers, this satire echoes traditions like:

  • Orwell’s critique of authoritarian pedagogy
  • Swift’s ironic academies (e.g., the Academy of Lagado in Gulliver’s Travels)
  • Modern political cartoons depicting governments as corporations of corruption

Thus, the text situates Middle Eastern authoritarianism within a broader universal discourse on power, manipulation, and the institutionalization of injustice.

Of course. This text is a masterful piece of political satire that uses the framework of a demonic academy's advertisement to deliver a sweeping critique of authoritarian governance in the Middle East. Here is the translation and analysis prepared for international publication.


🎭 Satirical Title for International Publication


"Diploma in Despotism: 'Academy of Iblis' Offers Courses for Middle East Leaders in 'Plundering Wealth' and 'Neutering Populations'"


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📜 Translation for International Publication


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT/


The Satanic "Iblis" Academy announces the holding of educational courses, tutoring sessions, and training programs for the presidents, kings, and princes of the Middle East region in the following fields:


· A course on neutering populations and hypnotizing them magnetically.

· A course on modern plundering methodologies and techniques for scraping away nations' wealth.

· Intensive lessons in spreading terror and muzzling mouths.

· Lectures on the arts of subservience, treason, submissiveness, and obsequiousness.

· Advanced training programs in lying, deceit, fraud, and swindling populations.

· The golden program for brainwashing and money laundering.

· Provision of a distinguished package and specialized professors from Mossad, the CIA, and the World Bank.


Please send applications and CVs to the academy's main branch in Dubai until the end of August 2025.


With the regards of the Director General, Iblis (Satan).


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🔍 Analysis and Explanation for the Foreign Reader


This text is a brilliant and darkly humorous work of satire that uses the vehicle of a professional development brochure to catalog the perceived crimes and mechanisms of authoritarian rule in the Middle East.


1. Satire as a Catalog of Grievances:

Each"course" offered by the academy is not an invention but a direct satire of real-world accusations leveled against regional governments:


· "Neutering populations": A metaphor for systemic political oppression that removes a people's ability or will to resist.

· "Modern plundering methodologies": A critique of corruption, crony capitalism, and the extraction of national resources for the benefit of a small elite.

· "Spreading terror and muzzling mouths": A direct reference to the security apparatuses, censorship, and suppression of free speech and dissent.

· "Arts of subservience, treason...": This likely satirizes the perception that some regimes prioritize the interests of foreign powers over their own citizens.


2. The "Golden Program" and "Distinguished Professors":


· The "brainwashing and money laundering" program cleverly links two key tools of power: state propaganda that controls the narrative and financial corruption that fuels the system.

· Listing Mossad, the CIA, and the World Bank as "specialized professors" is a sharp geopolitical critique. It reflects a widespread belief that regional autocrats are not independent actors but are enabled, trained, and supported by foreign intelligence agencies and international financial institutions that prioritize stability (or their own interests) over democracy and human rights.


3. The Punchline: The Dubai Branch and Iblis Himself:


· Choosing Dubai as the main branch is a pointed jab. As a global hub for finance and commerce, and a key political player in the region, it is satirically framed as the operational headquarters for teaching these "arts."

· Signing off as Iblis (the Islamic name for Satan) is the ultimate condemnation. It frames the entire system of governance being critiqued not just as flawed or corrupt, but as fundamentally evil.


In summary for the foreign reader: This is not a real advertisement. It is a creative, angry, and comprehensive work of political commentary. It argues that the methods of control in the Middle East are so systematic, sophisticated, and malevolent that they could only be taught by a curriculum designed by the devil himself, with the support of the world's most powerful intelligence and financial entities. It is a cry of despair and a powerful indictment of the status quo.


I hope this translation and analysis is helpful. Would you like me to analyze any other similar texts for you?

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