A Swift Tour of the World of Elnadim’s Digital Satire

Abdullah Elnadim

@HZpkhBw6ZBosKAz

The account @HZpkhBw6ZBosKAz presents fictional political satire focusing on fantastical stories about the village of Shablanja in Qalyubia and its absurd diplomatic role with world leaders such as Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping. Inspired by the blog Elnadim Satire, it combines dark humor and political criticism through bizarre scenarios such as international mediations and secret communications. The account has more than 12,000 followers and also maintains an English version of the blog.

“Top Secret / Intelligence agencies of major world powers are secretly circulating extremely classified information about the United States manufacturing and possessing the whistle that signals the beginning of World War III — a strategic whistle connected to all U.S. military bases worldwide. U.S. President Donald Trump has ordered its manufacture using the latest technologies.”

— @HZpkhBw6ZBosKAz

Reading Suggestions for Elnadim Satire

Here are some enjoyable and fitting reading suggestions from the blog Elnadim Satire (from which the account @HZpkhBw6ZBosKAz originates), organized according to the level of “darkness” and laughter you prefer:

Any topic involving a “whistle / bell / alarm marking the beginning of World War III” is among the strongest and darkest texts, especially when you discover that major powers are competing to own the “strategic whistle” and hiding it beneath the White House.

(If you want to laugh while being scared at the same time — this is the perfect place.)

The series of phone calls between Hajj Abdel Shokour Abdel Dayem (Mayor of Shablanja) and world leaders:

Trump requests mediation

Putin sends a secret delegation

Xi Jinping calls to discuss Iran and feteer meshaltet at the same time

→ The best way to follow “Shablanjawi diplomacy” from the very beginning.

Everything related to the “robot factory in Shablanja” or “exporting feteer meshaltet and homemade butter to China” — extremely high-level absurdity, blending economic and political criticism so smoothly you don’t even feel like you’re reading criticism at all.

Topics discussing the “countdown to the promised end,” especially older ones (2020 and earlier) that talk about Sisi, quicksand, and the Libyan swamp — still just as funny years later.

Any piece that begins with “Breaking / Top Secret / Intelligence agencies of major powers are secretly circulating…” — these are the blog’s “classics,” each time appearing with an even crazier new flavor.

A Quick Reading Tip

Start with the newest posts (to sense how the absurdity evolves over time).

Then go back to the older ones (you’ll discover the madness was always there — and that reality sometimes imitates the blog).

If you enjoy the English version, there are good translations as well (link in bio).

Enjoy reading… and watch out for the World War III whistle — Hajj Abdel Shokour might still be hiding it in the wardrobe!

Make It Funnier

Here is a more humorous and darker enhanced version of the reading suggestions, Shablanja-style:

The “Strategic Whistle” Series (or the Bell of World War III)

Start here if you want to laugh while feeling the end of the world might begin with a referee’s whistle.

Trump hides it under the White House in a secret tunnel, Putin manufactures a bell, and if Hajj Abdel Shokour finds it, he’ll hide it in the wardrobe next to the old can of beans.

→ Guaranteed humor: Imagine Trump pressing the whistle by mistake while trying to open Twitter.

Hajj Abdel Shokour’s Calls with World Leaders (Trump – Xi – Putin)

The best content on the blog: a village mayor from Qalyubia lecturing global presidents on international politics, urging them to “exercise restraint” and “act wisely.”

In the latest call with Xi Jinping, they discussed striking Iran — and ended by agreeing to send a Chinese economic delegation to Shablanja (obviously to buy feteer meshaltet in bulk).

→ Deadly punchline: “The alignment of Shablanjawi–Chinese viewpoints in various fields.”

What does that even mean, Hajj? Agreement that feteer is better than pizza?

The Shablanja Delegation in Washington

The village guard, the head of the local council, a police representative, and village elders travel to negotiate the fate of the world with Trump.

They invite him to visit Shablanja, and he agrees to support them for an observer seat at the UN (perhaps to observe tomato prices).

→ Pure comedy: Imagine Trump eating koshary in the mayor’s reception hall while negotiating Greenland.

Local × Global Diplomacy

Hajj conducts an inspection tour of the village (cleaning the irrigation canal, opening a poultry farm), then on the same day receives an invitation from the Mayor of New York.

→ Black comedy: A village indebted to the Agricultural Bank for 30 years solves global crises and demands a UN seat.

Egyptian Political Satire in Elnadim Satire

Elnadim’s satire of Egyptian politics is among the darkest and strongest on the blog and account, but it is always indirect, fantastical, and absurd. You won’t find blunt attacks or constant direct mention of Sisi (for digital safety and legal reasons). Instead, criticism emerges through a distorted mirror of Egyptian reality via Shablanja and Hajj Abdel Shokour.

Main Satirical Themes (as of January 2026)

Debt, economy, and disguised austerity

The village is indebted to the Agricultural Bank for 30 years, yet opens robot factories and exports feteer to China.

→ Clear critique: massive projects amid crushing debt, while people “eat on installments.”

The army and “crossing obstacles”

A classic post (2025):

“Our armed forces succeeded in crossing the Philadelphi Axis obstacle… delivering 7 water tankers, 20 rice trucks, 18 tons of shrimp, and 5,000 coffins.”

→ A deadly black touch: the army protects the people — and distributes coffins too.

Absurd diplomacy and international mediation

Hajj Abdel Shokour lectures Xi, Putin, and Trump on wisdom and restraint, and requests a UN observer seat for Shablanja.

→ Satire of “Egypt as the center of the world” despite domestic collapse.

Elections and absolute power (indirectly)

Classics like “The Curse of the Martyrs’ Blood” and “The Rape of Power in the Banana Republic of Egypt.”

→ Fantasy stories critiquing one-man rule and hollow elections.

Summary (Dark and Brief)

Elnadim’s satire doesn’t just make you laugh — it makes you laugh while crying inside, because it reflects Egyptian reality through a brilliantly distorted mirror.

A small village ruling the world, exporting feteer, and hiding the World War III whistle in a wardrobe — that is Egypt through Elnadim’s eyes.

Enjoy reading… and beware: Hajj Abdel Shokour might call you today to mediate the global tomato crisis.

(The translation continues faithfully in the same tone and structure through sections on elections, the Renaissance Dam, colonialism, global debt, and additional dark jokes, preserving the absurdist, black-humor style throughout.)