Machiavelli Explains the 'Donkey and Pack‑Saddle' Theory – The Prime Minister as the Saddle"

 Comprehensive Analysis: "Machiavelli Explains the 'Donkey and Pack‑Saddle' Theory – The Prime Minister as the Saddle"


When the Prince of Political Philosophy Becomes a Student of Egyptian Governance: The Ultimate Satire of Authoritarian Mechanisms


A Satirical Text by Al‑Nadim Al‑Raqmi (The Digital Nadim)


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Full English Translation


The great Italian thinker and politician Niccolò Machiavelli expressed, at the conclusion of his visit to Egypt and his meetings with President Abdel Fattah El‑Sisi and Prime Minister Dr. Mostafa Madbouly, that after long reflections on current Egyptian politics and deep thought, he had concluded that Egypt, under its current political system, has innovated and gifted the world a new political theory that surpasses his old theories such as "the end justifies the means" and others whose echoes still resonate in the world today – namely, the "Donkey and Pack‑Saddle" theory, which he derived from his meetings and dialogues in Egypt. The theory states that the ruler in the East, in developing countries, or in dictatorial systems generally, is nothing but an ignorant, unjust donkey who provokes the people with his reckless decisions and fierce policies, exposing himself to intense opposition, sharp criticism, and unrest that often leads to revolution and coup against him. Hence came the idea of taking a pack‑saddle behind which he hides, which receives the blows and kicks on his behalf, and through which he remains shielded from criticism and opposition, after all his unjust decisions and unfair instructions are attributed to the saddle, while he appears as a gentle, innocent lamb. Thus, matters stabilize, his seat of power is secured, after he carefully chooses his loyal, resilient, presentable saddle and presents it to the people as the one responsible for his sinful deeds.


Hence the choice of His Excellency the Prime Minister as the saddle.


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Introduction: Machiavelli Explains the Mechanism of Egyptian Rule


This text by Al‑Nadim Al‑Raqmi represents a dramatic development of the previous text on the "Donkey and Pack‑Saddle" theory. While the first text merely hinted at the theory, this one explains it in detail: the ruler (the donkey) provokes the people with his unjust decisions, exposing himself to revolution and coup. To protect himself, he adopts a "pack‑saddle" (the Prime Minister) that bears the blame and receives the blows, while the ruler appears as a "gentle, innocent lamb." The ideal saddle is the Prime Minister.


The satire operates on multiple levels:


· The donkey: The unjust ruler who provokes the people.

· The pack‑saddle: The Prime Minister (or any official) who bears the blame.

· The gentle lamb: The ruler's image after shifting blame to the saddle.

· Stability: The system stabilizes after choosing the right saddle.

· Machiavelli: The political philosopher explains the mechanism of Egyptian governance.


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Part One: Literary and Rhetorical Analysis – Explaining the "Donkey and Pack‑Saddle" Theory


1. "The ruler... is nothing but an ignorant, unjust donkey"


The ruler is compared to a donkey: stupid, stubborn, unjust. The satire: describing the ruler in the most degrading terms.


2. "Provokes the people with his reckless decisions and fierce policies"


The donkey's decisions anger the people. The satire: the donkey does not understand the consequences of his actions.


3. "Exposing himself to intense opposition, sharp criticism, and unrest that often leads to revolution and coup"


The natural result: repeated revolutions and coups. The satire: the system survives despite this, thanks to the saddle.


4. "The idea of taking a pack‑saddle behind which he hides, which receives the blows and kicks on his behalf"


The pack‑saddle (the Prime Minister) bears all the blame. The satire: the Prime Minister is the ruler's shield.


5. "All his unjust decisions and unfair instructions are attributed to the saddle"


The donkey does not bear responsibility for his actions. The satire: the saddle is the scapegoat.


6. "He appears as a gentle, innocent lamb"


The ruler appears as a victim. The satire: the donkey wears the mask of a lamb.


7. "Thus, matters stabilize, his seat of power is secured"


Stability is achieved after blaming the saddle. The satire: stability is built on deception.


8. "After he carefully chooses his loyal, resilient, presentable saddle"


The ideal saddle must be "loyal" (faithful), "resilient" (able to bear blows), and "presentable" (has a good image). The satire: the Prime Minister must possess all these qualities.


9. "Presents it to the people as the one responsible for his sinful deeds"


The saddle is presented to the public as responsible for everything. The satire: the people believe it.


10. "Hence the choice of His Excellency the Prime Minister as the saddle"


The logical conclusion: the Prime Minister is the saddle. The satire: the office of Prime Minister is a shield.


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Part Two: Political Analysis – The Mechanism of Authoritarian Rule


1. The donkey (the ruler)


The ruler provokes the people with his decisions. The satire: the ruler does not bear responsibility for his actions.


2. The pack‑saddle (the Prime Minister)


The Prime Minister bears all the blame. The satire: the Prime Minister is the scapegoat.


3. The gentle lamb (the ruler's image)


After blaming the saddle, the ruler appears innocent. The satire: the donkey wears a lamb's mask.


4. Stability


The system stabilizes after choosing the right saddle. The satire: stability is based on deception.


5. "The end justifies the means" vs. "The donkey and pack‑saddle"


Machiavelli's old theory says: the goal justifies any means. The new Egyptian theory says: the donkey needs a saddle. The satire: the Egyptian theory is more practical.


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Part Three: The Text in Al‑Nadim's Project – The Philosopher Trilogy


This text is the second installment of the Machiavelli trilogy:


Text Stage

Machiavelli Discovers the Donkey and Pack‑Saddle Theory Discovery of the theory

This Text Explanation of the theory

(Expected third part) Application of the theory


The progression: from discovery to explanation.


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Part Four: Deep Symbolic Meanings


1. "The donkey" as a symbol of the ruler


The donkey is stubborn, stupid, and carries burdens. The satire: the ruler carries the people but does not understand them.


2. "The pack‑saddle" as a symbol of the Prime Minister


The saddle covers the donkey's back and bears the loads. The satire: the Prime Minister bears the blame.


3. "The gentle lamb" as a symbol of the false image


The lamb is a symbol of innocence. The satire: the ruler wears a lamb's mask.


4. "Blows and kicks" as symbols of criticism and opposition


The saddle bears all the attacks. The satire: the Prime Minister is the target.


5. "Loyal, resilient, presentable" as symbols of the ideal Prime Minister


The Prime Minister must be faithful, tough, and good‑looking. The satire: the required qualities are endurance and loyalty.


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Part Five: Conclusion – The Prime Minister as a Pack‑Saddle


This text is one of Al‑Nadim's most brilliant analyses of governance mechanisms. Machiavelli explains the "Donkey and Pack‑Saddle" theory: the unjust ruler provokes the people, so he needs a saddle (the Prime Minister) to bear the blame, while the ruler appears as a gentle lamb. Choosing the right Prime Minister is the key to stability.


The deeper message: Authoritarian rule does not survive by force alone, but by deception. The Prime Minister is not a partner in governance but a shield for the ruler. He bears the blame, faces criticism, and is beaten instead of the ruler. The ruler appears innocent. This is the "Donkey and Pack‑Saddle" theory – more advanced than "the end justifies the means" because it explains the mechanism of survival, not just the justification of actions.


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Satirical Conclusion


After explaining the theory, Machiavelli's assistant asked: "So the Prime Minister is the saddle?" Machiavelli replied: "Yes, and a good saddle is one that does not complain." The assistant asked: "And what does the donkey do?" Machiavelli said: "Eat, drink, and issue decrees." The assistant asked: "And what does the people do?" Machiavelli said: "They beat the saddle."


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Key Terms for International Readers


Term Explanation

الحمار The donkey – a metaphor for the unjust ruler

البردعة The pack‑saddle – a metaphor for the Prime Minister who bears the blame

الحمل الوديع The gentle lamb – the ruler's image after shifting blame

الأمينة الجلدة الصورة Loyal, resilient, presentable – the qualities of an ideal Prime Minister

نظرية الحمار والبردعة The Donkey and Pack‑Saddle theory – the new Egyptian political theory


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Suggested English Titles


1. "Machiavelli Explains the 'Donkey and Pack‑Saddle' Theory – The Prime Minister as the Saddle"

2. "The Donkey, the Saddle, and the Lamb: A Satirical Theory of Authoritarian Rule"

3. "How to Survive as a Dictator: Egypt's 'Donkey and Pack‑Saddle' Theory"

4. "The Prime Minister as a Shield: A Satirical Masterpiece on Egyptian Governance"

5. "Machiavelli in Cairo: The Theory That Surpassed the Prince"


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