"The Ghost Readers' Awards: How Al-Nadim Celebrated 1,000 Satires with Zero Engagement"
Satirical Title for International Publication "The Ghost Readers' Awards: How Al-Nadim Celebrated 1,000 Satires with Zero Engagement" Alternative biting titles: · "Wanted: One Real Reader—Reward: A Certificate Signed by a Fictional Satirist" · "The First Follower Award: A Contest to Prove My Audience Isn't Made of Ghosts" · **"1000 Satires, 0 Likes: The Al-Nadim Digital Awards for Imaginary Readers" --- English Translation of the Satirical Text Al-Nadim Digital's Surprise for Its Readers Al-Nadim Digital is pleased to announce this happy surprise to its readers—the honorable silent ghosts: a package of unique awards. The First Commenter Award for their writings. The First Follower Award for its Arabic or English blog. The First Admirer Award for it. After more than 1,000 satirical texts, it has not harvested any engagement from any of its readers so far—to the point that it began to suspect ill of itself, thinking it might have gone ...